some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
bad squirrels do it well
This is so relevant right now
how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious
literally just destroy my laptop when I die, don’t even try to clear my history just destroy it
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive